What is Essex Kiss?
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Fellatio (blow job for all you people who dont know lol): so called the Essex Kiss because it is the trademark of the Essex Girl. Usually perfomed by a drunk or plain sluttish Essex girl on any old random she meets in jacs.
"i went to jacs last night and got essex kissed on the dancefloor by some tramp"
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A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals
The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.
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A really firm man butt. Can also be seen on female body builders.
Ryan has a very nice baflexaflex, I just wanna give it a squeeze.
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