Essex Smile

What is Essex Smile?

1.

Originating from Essex, the Essex smile is the art of getting a creditcard and positioning it in the victims mouth, so that the straight edge corresponds to the corners of the mouth. The attacker then punches or palm strikes the card, hence slicing the victim from the mouth to near the ears.

Attacker: OI blad fuckin gimme yer wallet

Victim: Na man

Attacker: Init blad im gunna essex smile yer white ass

See essex, pain, hurt, victim, sex, pussy, hot karl
99

Random Words:

Bizotchisisms
1. a phrase commonly used by those who prefer the same sex Do me in the butthole bizotchisisms See skeeter..
Read more
Zoinknaut
1. the entrance and/or exit of a roundabout He entered the roundabout via the zoinknaut See roundabout, zoink, exit, road..
Read more
Zell
1. n: 1. The greatest/worst Tight End in Miami (FL) history AKA Christopher Zellner. Jake: Hey did you guys watch the Emerald Bowl? Kory:..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free