Essex Smile

What is Essex Smile?


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Originating from Essex, the Essex smile is the art of getting a creditcard and positioning it in the victims mouth, so that the straight edge corresponds to the corners of the mouth. The attacker then punches or palm strikes the card, hence slicing the victim from the mouth to near the ears.

Attacker: OI blad fuckin gimme yer wallet

Victim: Na man

Attacker: Init blad im gunna essex smile yer white ass

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