What is Essex University?
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Essex University-Chelmsford Prison, where various degree of Chav, thug, urchin, and cretin can learn such skills as Literacy, Cooking, and basic math, all the things their cross eyed parents should of taught them if they had known themselves, or if they had gone to school, all thanks to the tax payer.
He's doing a three-year degree at Essex University
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the act of shitting in ones dryer, then proceeding to turn the dryer on the high heat tumble cycle
That janky ho stole mah jacket afte..