What is Essex University?
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Essex University-Chelmsford Prison, where various degree of Chav, thug, urchin, and cretin can learn such skills as Literacy, Cooking, and basic math, all the things their cross eyed parents should of taught them if they had known themselves, or if they had gone to school, all thanks to the tax payer.
He's doing a three-year degree at Essex University
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Rory (Rory McGrath)is cockney rhyming slang for Half. It basically means get down or duck down.
Taken from 'Football Factory'..