Essfaced

What is Essfaced?

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Shitfaced. Really effing drunk. Usually making bad decisions that make for good stories when you are in this state of mind.

I was so essfaced last night that I forgot my friend was video taping me from inside my closet while I boned a chick in the ass that when she accidentally shit on my dick, I threw up all over her and, in turn, she threw up all over me which made him fall out of the closet and scare the shit out of me as he too threw up all over the place.

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