What is Essfaced?
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Shitfaced. Really
I was so essfaced last night that I forgot my friend was video taping me from inside my closet while I boned a chick in the ass that when she accidentally shit on my dick, I threw up all over her and, in turn, she threw up all over me which made him fall out of the closet and scare the shit out of me as he too threw up all over the place.
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Archaic term for the proper word: holodex.
Name for a man's pocket directory of (hopefully) promiscuous women (i.e. sorostitute).
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The resulting mouthful that can occur while growlingyour woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin ..
