Essited

What is Essited?

When one is so excited that when they try to express their excitement, they can't say the word properly.

"I got you a new car!" - Mom

"Ohh Emm GEE!! I'M SOO ESSITED" - Adolescent

See excited, aroused, down

Thunder Bags

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V-shakes

1. When you pop her cherry and she goes all fkn crazy and relationshippy. Stage 4 clinger. Not good. But hopefully the V-shakes wear o..

Ass Machine Gun

1. A bombardment of explosive farts and shit-projectiles that shoot out of the anus at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet ..

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