Esso-asso

What is Esso-asso?

One who cuts through a convenience-store parking lot at a red light in an effort to avoid waiting for it to turn green.

That guy is a real esso-asso, but I guess he shaved a few seconds off his commute time!

See asshole, jerk, stoplight

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