E-standards

What is E-standards?


1.

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

See brendan


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