E-standards

What is E-standards?


1.

Saying you wouldn't hit a girl you see on the net (that in the real world would be considered fit) because you're accustomed to beating it off to the very hottest chicks online. However, in reality you'd be happy to shag most things with a pair of boobies and a hole.

"You know you're just talking through your e-standards persona when you say that chick isn't finnnnne!"

See brendan


8

Random Words:

1. a girl that enjoys being fucked by a plastic bottle after giving a blowjob Plastic water bottles are usually the choice of a bottle twa..
1. a phrase and hand gesture used by the geeks in bubble wrap in the movie "Dude Wheres My Car" I love when we do the zoltan ges..
1. a guy who appears to have only one testicacle, but has has none, just a ball of flab wishing to be a ball. well he culdnt get me pregna..