What is Esteban?
1.
A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.
Jack: How did you score that chick?
Jim: I unleashed my Esteban
Source: Esteban Valasquez, Hispanica
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2.
A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.
Jack: How did you score that chick?
Jim: I unleashed my Esteban
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3.
The state of being one with the Force.
After much searching, I have finally Esteban-ed.
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4.
a mexican who's incredibly short and likes to play girls but really he has no game because he needs to go for girl's his sister's age.
"dude that guy is such a esteban he was trying to hit on a freshman..."
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5.
Mexican for "Steven"
That little baby Esteban blew out his wenchels.
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6.
1. "Mamas boy"
2. Unable to grow
Ex:
Esteban: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Mom: WHAT ESTEBAN!!!
Esteban:i love you
Mom: Mammas boy
Ex: WOW man your so short i think u might have DUN DUN DUN "the esteban"
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