Esteban

What is Esteban?


1.

A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.

Jack: How did you score that chick?

Jim: I unleashed my Esteban

Source: Esteban Valasquez, Hispanica

See esteban, mexican love, mojo, sexy, white

2.

A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.

Jack: How did you score that chick?

Jim: I unleashed my Esteban

See sexy, women, hispanic, white, guys

3.

The state of being one with the Force.

After much searching, I have finally Esteban-ed.

See force, esteban, bunny, muffin, steamy

4.

a mexican who's incredibly short and likes to play girls but really he has no game because he needs to go for girl's his sister's age.

"dude that guy is such a esteban he was trying to hit on a freshman..."

See esteban, fail, jerk, ass, dick

5.

Mexican for "Steven"

That little baby Esteban blew out his wenchels.

See steven, steve, steve-o, stevy, queeb

6.

1. "Mamas boy"

2. Unable to grow

Ex:

Esteban: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

Mom: WHAT ESTEBAN!!!

Esteban:i love you

Mom: Mammas boy

Ex: WOW man your so short i think u might have DUN DUN DUN "the esteban"

See grow, steven, mommy, love


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