Esteban Cruz

What is Esteban Cruz?


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Damn sexy bitch who can kick ur ass if u try to even fight him. Western Canadian gold medalist baybeeeeeeeee! Vagina... not too many people who meet Esteban will hate him, hell, all love him! Girls think he's hot and definitely full of himself, but he doesn't care, cuz he'll just make fun of u. ESTEBAN IS KING!

"Who's that dude walking down the street lookin like he can pick up any girl and beat up any guy?", "Dude, i can't believe u don't know, that's Esteban man, only the coolest guy to ever to walk this earth, geez ur such a jackass for not knowing that"


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