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When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.
We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail...
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A person, or animal with fecal matter stuck in their pubic hairs.
Look at the crap on his balls, what a langhoffer.
I was about to suc..
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A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
I gave her a Kristof Vam..