Esurprise

What is Esurprise?


1.

what you get when the guy you just met on eHarmony turns out to be a big tool.

Susan: Well. I'm dating a new guy, but we've been out 4 times already. The last guy turned out to be a tool.

me: big esurprise

See eharmony, surprise, tool, disappointment

2.

The result of meeting and/or dating someone on eHarmony who turns out to be a huge tool/douchebag/broham.

Susan: Yea, we dated for 3 weeks, but he turned out to be a tool.

David: Big esurprise.

See eharmony, tool, douchebag, surprise


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