What is Esurprise?
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what you get when the guy you just met on eHarmony turns out to be a big tool.
Susan: Well. I'm dating a new guy, but we've been out 4 times already. The last guy turned out to be a tool.
me: big esurprise
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The result of meeting and/or dating someone on eHarmony who turns out to be a huge tool/douchebag/broham.
Susan: Yea, we dated for 3 weeks, but he turned out to be a tool.
David: Big esurprise.
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Random Words:
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part of a series (of payments, books, articles etc.)
"When's the next installment of Harry Potter due to come out?"
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Nickname for San Antonio.
Why? The area code is 210 which is a number countdown. Two... One... Zero
I'm from Countdown City!
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