Esw

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Eternally Single Woman. Someone who manages to avoid marriage and/or single motherhood, and yet doesn't become a hermit or old maid. Usually takes care of herself like younger single women do. Makes the moms of the world jealous, and 40+ men horny.

When I divorced, it was tough re-joining the singles scene. Logistics with a MILFare difficult, and ESW's are hard to find.

See milf, cougar, sex in the city, female

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