What is Esw?
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Eternally Single Woman. Someone who manages to avoid marriage and/or single motherhood, and yet doesn't become a hermit or old maid. Usually takes care of herself like younger single women do. Makes the moms of the world jealous, and 40+ men horny.
When I divorced, it was tough re-joining the singles scene. Logistics with a
MILF are difficult, and ESW's are hard to find.
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a thing or most likely a man who does random shit and fucks up a bunch of stuff.
poppin poe
got fucked up becuase he was tanked
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