What is Esw?
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Eternally Single Woman. Someone who manages to avoid marriage and/or single motherhood, and yet doesn't become a hermit or old maid. Usually takes care of herself like younger single women do. Makes the moms of the world jealous, and 40+ men horny.
When I divorced, it was tough re-joining the singles scene. Logistics with a
MILF are difficult, and ESW's are hard to find.
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The act of sneezing into someones asshole and then they in turn fart it back out and use the snotty fart to jack you off.
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The best kind of vitamin water ever made. Acai, blueberry, and pomegranate.
Person 1: Hey dude, I'm gonna go get some XXX vitamin ..
