Et In A Headlock

What is Et In A Headlock?

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A comical act of squeezing ones nut sack so that ones testicles extrude out of the top of their fist thus appearing like ET in a headlock. Usually shown to some unsuspecting person.

Kory: "Have you ever seen ET in a Headlock?"

Ballz: "Ahhh No."

Kory: "squeezes out balls"

Ballz: "Ahh shit dude, I can see your veiny balls!!!"

Kory: "Ha ha, I got you good Fucker!!!"

See the goat, hang brain
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