E.t. Phone, Hooooooooome!

What is E.t. Phone, Hooooooooome!?

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What this Mexican said to me when he wandered on to my property last night

A Mexican guy came into my yard and wanted to use my phone. The only words he knew in English were "No police" and "E.T. phone home" He was probably an illegal immigrant. True Story.

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