Etard Edit Meaning

1.

a noun used to describe someone who has lost most mental functions, becomes obnoxiously touchy and has problems contolling their body movements due to use of ecstacy

That etard won't stop petting me.

See AG

2.

noun (rhymes with Retard).

Someone who has compromised their cognitive function by using too much "E" or ecstasy (MDMA). Common expressions of being an ETARD are diminished short term and long term memory, merciless bouts of depression, crying jags that last longer than a day, finding enjoyment in watching a blank TV screen; at it's worst, thinking Britney Spears isn't really that bad.

You do NOT want to go out with Bob, he raved so hard in his teens he's an ETARD now.

Crap, dude, stay away from that bitch, she's an etard.

We rolled so hard we wound up etards.

See ecstacy, x, ecstasy, drugs, retard, britney, spears

3.

etard:

Someone who is a Retard Online in Chat or Forums.

Why are you such an etard?

That dude is really etarded.

See retard, etard, spastic, n00b, nerd

4.

Someone who picks 'E' on a Multiple Choice quiz when there are only four possible answers (A,B,C, or D). A combination of retardand 'E'. Especially true if the quiz is given using clickers in a university lecture, and the distribution of answers is shown to the class.

When 25% of a class chooses answer E, and E doesn't exist, you have a lot of Etards.

See retard, failure, e-tard, loser, idiot

5.

n. an inexperienced or irresponsible abuser of ecstasy (3,4-MDMA)

If it weren't for etards, the rave scene would have such a better reputation outside.

6.

One who is technically incompetent

Aol users are fucking etards

See skrilla

7.

Someone who is addicted to the drug Ecstasy (MDMA)

look at that Etard