What is E-tarded?
1.
The way of acting and the feeling after use of the drug Ecstasy.
Man, Poofy was soo E-Tarded today.
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2.
The mental state of the next day after the use of MDMA (ecstasy). Often the feeling of depression, depleted, headache, mental confusion, loss of short term memory, fatigued.
I rolled hellla hard last night I feel pre e-tarded today...
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3.
One who is retarded at the internet.
"How do you use The Google?"
"Man, you're e-tarded."
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4.
e-tarded, (Internet slang), adj.
1. The act of believing falsehoods read on the Internet as the truth, even when presented incontrovertible scientific facts to counter said beliefs. Typically used by progressives and liberals to describe those of conservative and/or conservative christian ideologies on issues of science and politics.
Origins unknown but now being more widely used. Most likely a modern Internet chat variant of etard.
That guy is so e-tarded, he thinks global climate change is a liberal conspiracy to take his SUV away.
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5.
having access to internets & not knowing how to do a damn thing with it.
Wendy has had access to the internet for over 5 years & she still doesn't know how to use facebook or myspace. She is so e-tarded.
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6.
incapable of using email, ebay, etrade or anything having to do with the computer
My friend Doug is totally e-tarded
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7.
(Verb Form)Derived from the word retard.
Describes a person or group of persons that are either completely computer illiterate or are having a "blond moment" while doing something computer or (E)electronics related.
(IT work)
Chris: Susy's computer was "destroyed" again..haha
Frank: What was wrong with it?
Chris: The power strip was turned off!!!
Frank: HAHA..she is so E-Tarded
(On PC)
I accidentally printed 300 black copies instead of color...I had an E-Tarded moment
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