What is Etd?
1.
EAT THAT, DICK!
J- "Dude, your shirt looks nasty."
P- "Oh yeah, well your face looks like a piece of shit fried in a vat of pubic hair... ETD!"
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2.
When your computer contracts a virus or disease from an electronic source. Electronically transmitted disease.
Alex: Get this, my computer contracted an ETD today.
Marie: That's the worst, stick with herpes it's a lot easier to deal with than a disease-riddled computer.
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3.
stands for electro techno disco. music that you frequently hear at raves and clubs. perfect for dancing and getting weird to.
are you going to etd this weekend?
helllll yes mayne!!
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4.
Extreme Touching Disorder- A Disorder in which a person can not stop touching something or somebodt and is constantly touching. Sometimes happens while talking.
" Kelly had such bad etd today i just wanted to hide"
" when melissa has etd, she gets me so horny"
" my case of ETD was so bad today "
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5.
Estimated Time of Death.
ETD on the heart patient is 11:05am.
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6.
Dubious acronym for "Extra Thick Dick". Its use remains fairly limited, normally used in the cases of colloquial discriptions of congenital elephantitic disorders (hyperpeniplasia).
Shit! That ETD quartered her like a chicken!
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