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Starting to tell a story, then realizing it has no point or punchline and the only way to save it is to add "and then I found five ..
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VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee
Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson..
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When your fucking your girlfriend in the butt and you pull out and there is poop on your dick and you wipe it off with your pointer and ..