Eternal Wipe

What is Eternal Wipe?


1.

when you keep wiping your ass because the shit paper is still dirty when you inspect it. You wonder when it will ever end and feels like it will be an eternity. It's like the eternal flame.

Hertz-(yelling toward the bathroom door): "Dude, what's takin' so long in there?

Walker-(firmly planted on the pot): "Give me a minute!"

Hertz: "Damn man, we're gonna be late. Pinch it off and let's go!"

Walker: "I've got the eternal wipe goin' dude!"

Hertz: "oh man...I've been there."

See asswipe, eternal, wipe


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