Etf

What is Etf?


1.

Short for 'Escape The Fate'

American post hardcore band.

"Dude, I've got tickets to go+see ETF next yr !!"

See there, are, no, tags, to, use, so, ignore, this

2.

An acronym that stands for Estimated Time to Fuck. Used in time estimation on one think they will be able to fuck a particular person.

Guy 1: Wow that chick is really messy drunk, what do you think her ETF is?

Guy 2: I say cab ride

Guy1: So you still going out with that chick from J-date?

Guy2: Yes, my ETF is defiantly 4 dates and a meeting with the parents.

Fat chicks are known for their low ETF.

See sex, j-date, whores, sluts

3.

Extremely and thoroughly fucked.

1. The fortunate condition of being well and truly fucked.

2. The unfortunate condition of being poorly fucked, in the ass, while blindfolded, by someone whose identity is uncertain.

Alternate usage: extremely and thoroughly fucked over, "screwed over"

I can't believe how badly they treated me! I feel so ETF.

See screwed, hosed, reamed, slammed, banged


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