Ethan Franklin Edit Meaning

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NOUN-

1. one who owns many CDs.

2. one who owns many guns.

3. one who listens to AC/DC, Queen, Green Day, Sex Pistols, Pink Floyd, etc., and wears safety pins in his jacket; a punker.

4. one who has lived in Highland, CA for an eternity, and has not traveled much further than Arizona.

5. one who slams another one's hand in a car door on one or more occasion.

I took refuge all the way over in Tennessee, where my hand was sure to be safe from the Ethan Franklin.

See Ryan