Ethan Isenhauer

What is Ethan Isenhauer?


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someone who always attempts to one up everyone, he is 75% efficient at everything he does. He drives a 2003 Monte Carlo that he got from fox Charlevoix,MI. He also has the weirdest most random life ever. and will one day rule the world with an iron fist. he also has a 245.8% increase in size over b-rod's penis

zebus: where did you get your car

kyle: from fox Charlevoix, MI

zebus: that makes u an Ethan isenhauer

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