What is Ethan Poulin?
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A moody boy who feigns maturity and understanding to suck girls in. Then later, after gaining all there trust, he goes after their best friend, and tells the girl to "get over it because it's only highschool." He believes having your heart and trust stamped all over the highway only requires a 2 minute rebound rate.
Boy: I would take a bullet for everyone in my family. But you're still above them.
Girl: So are we going to go out then?
Boy: No. I couldn't handle that. I'= would care to much about you.
Girl: ... DON'T BE AN ETHAN POULIN!
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