What is Ethancore?
1.
Something that is extremly random and/or, offensive, mean, pointless, racist, profane, and totally uncalled for while being funny at the same time.
Being Ethancore is fun, but it ruins your chances of ever getting a girlfriend
"What's the difference between an onion and a dead hooker? I cried when I cut up the onion!"
Teacher-"Paul"
Paul-"Here"
Teacher-"Joe"
Joe-"Here"
Teacher-"Ethan"
Ethan-"Is that a racial slur?! FUCK YOU!"
Posting up random stencils of running men all over the school.
In the middle of a test-"THIS IS BULLSHIT!"
2.
Managing to have an average of 10 in every class, candidly lie about your mother being an alchoholic/abusive/dead, make racist/anti-semitic/sexist remarks with no correction, go weeks at a time with absolutly no sleep, say the word "fuck" at least 4 times in every sentance, and kick a can of tea of out someone's hand and have the can doa flip in the air and land upright with all of the tea inside. To be Ethancore you must randomly say stuff that no one quite understands. You must be able to be mistaken as being mentally retarded. You have to not care about anything or anyone and waste your entire life. You can't be good at anything and must know everything about the most pointless shit.
Ethan was the first person to be Ethancore, since then, no one has tried to be Ethan core. Some people (Ethan) believe it's because they aren't cool enough and don't have huge enough taco stretchers. Ethan could pull off the necessary Ethancore act's with no trouble at all, which made him a local legend. To contact Ethan, send him an IM on AIM, his screen name is gopperhopper.
"Dude you are such a lame ass fucking asshat"
"No I'm not! I'm Ethancore!"
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3.
a state of raging homosexuality derived from listening to Bright Eyes 24/7. Side effects include raging homosexuality, eating scrotum, and not differing from good music and bad. Erections lasting longer than 4 hours, though rare, require immediate medical attention, but you don't give a fuck, you're ethancore. Ouch!
"I saw this dude today, he's so ethancore!"
"What do you mean?"
"He was totally eating this dude's scrotum while listening to bright eyes!"
4.
doing the least amount of work while having the largest impact on the world/people that surround you, listening to
I knew this lady once who had cancer, but then she heard about thiscool new treand called ethancore so she started to learn about it, then BAM!, no more cancer and she had a new car!
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