Ethanol-head

What is Ethanol-head?


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A malady affecting fanatics of the Nebraska Cornhuskers causing a deliriously overwhelming state of self worth while clouding the brain into thinking a person with corn on his head looks cool rather than foolish.

First coined by Gregg P., an emailer to the brilliant LA Times, Page 2 sports columnist TJ Simers on 8/16/2007

The original quote as it appeared:

"Wearing the corn-cob hat over time creates a condition now known as 'ethanol-head' whereby the resultant fumes coagulate at the pineal gland resulting in a victim's desire to live in delusional seclusion with visions of pigskin grandeur -- to the detriment of their offspring, who's scarred DNA will forever pass down this mutant red gene......"

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