Ethanol-head

What is Ethanol-head?


1.

A malady affecting fanatics of the Nebraska Cornhuskers causing a deliriously overwhelming state of self worth while clouding the brain into thinking a person with corn on his head looks cool rather than foolish.

First coined by Gregg P., an emailer to the brilliant LA Times, Page 2 sports columnist TJ Simers on 8/16/2007

The original quote as it appeared:

"Wearing the corn-cob hat over time creates a condition now known as 'ethanol-head' whereby the resultant fumes coagulate at the pineal gland resulting in a victim's desire to live in delusional seclusion with visions of pigskin grandeur -- to the detriment of their offspring, who's scarred DNA will forever pass down this mutant red gene......"

See ethanol, cornhuskers, huskers, nebraska, football, fans, lunatic, fanatic, malady, condition, ncaa, bcs


0

Random Words:

1. Mr. Wood is a rare breed of human. only one has been reported to the geneticists of sci tech. aka the rulers of the universe mr woods t..
1. 1)An extended version of boom used to describe someone whos very attractive. Sounds like a bomb ticking then exploding. Gary: Cor! She..
1. when several females perform cunninglus to eachother whilst luying in a circle therefore allowing everyone to experience the great pleas..