Ethiopian Can Opener Edit Meaning

1.

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.

(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

See poo, dildo, ethiopia, can, opener

2.

n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.

v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.

- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!