What is Etlc?
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Electronic Tender Love and Care, when you can't be there in person, when you have to "kiss me through the phone," when web-caming will have to do, I give you eTLC because I care, electronically.
When you went off to college, I gave you eTLC when you were sick, snotty, and full of anti-sun-shine.
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