E-town

What is E-town?


1.

Elyria, Ohio, a ghetto suburb of Cleveland. Typically used by a resident of Elyria and not an outsider.

Whoa, ho, these drugs are mad from E-town.

2.

Commonly used nickname referring to the town of Edmond, Oklahoma. Widely regarded as a wealthy and privaledged place, residents of Edmond are known to take extreme pride, possibly even dilusional hubris in their hometown. The three high schools, Edmond Santa Fe, Edmond North and Edmond Memorial, compete mostly on a basis of material display and "who can throw a bigger party out in a field." Edmond teenagers tend to drive vehicles that most would aspire to own in their mid 30's.

Girl: So where are you from?

Guy: E-Town.

*Girl becomes sexually aroused*

3.

Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

not some gay ass hick town mayfland ow wtf it is but in CANADA, eh!

my home town

home of the oilers, eskimos and (the late) trappers which we sold to texass cuz there team is gay and they are rich but we are too but no one likes baseball cuz its gay

pereon 1-where are you from?

person 2-I'm from e-town, eh!

4.

coming from the greek word elkhorn.. its a city in nebraska

Dude those ballers are from E-town.

See omaha, elkhorn, nebraska

5.

Edison New Jersey, a thriving metropolis in central Jersey, probably the wildest town on the East coast. There is a vast range of communities and neighborhoods ranging from the super-rich, to the projects (holla at ma brothaz and sistaz in pottaz) E-town has all kinds of fun stuff to do for residents of all ages! Malls, bowling alleys, drugs, community centers, strip malls, Indian parades, movie theatres, parks, and cheap hookers. E-town is also conveniently located right next to the world-famous “Little India” shopping district, home of Ritu Fine Jewlers, Patel’s Cash & Carry and many more. Aside from its rich cultural background, Edison is famous for its avid nightlife and party scene. Whether you’re looking to go for a late afternoon drive-by shooting, early morning drug deal, quiet walk in the park, trip to the local shopping center, or catch a late night dinner&movie with that special someone, e-town is the place for you.

E-town is Home Of:

Crack babies

Sno hustlas

Thriving MC's

100% FCUKiiN GUiiD0S

100% FCUKiiN GUiiDETTES

1/2 the indian population of the US

residents of death row

DRAMA

PC (Pottas Crew)

etc.

Jarpeeth and Bopshrii were discussing the loss of their good friend Sam AKA Young Geisha due to a tragic driveby on her way to a shady party at an abandoned house in E-Town.

See hell, potters, edison, etown, e town, new jersey, india

6.

The one, the only, Evanston IL

I'm from the mean streets of E-Town, a.k.a. Church and Dodge

See e-town, e-tizzle, e town, etown

7.

A slang term for the LEAST ghetto town in the United States of America, Elmhurst, IL. Also referred to as "The Hurst".

E-Town, is THE town.

Elmhurst is a lovely community in DuPage county Illinois. Everyone here is well off, and just likes to pretend that their "gangstas". In reality, this is far from the truth.

Rich White Kid: I'm from E-town

Real Gangster: Say what?

Rich White Kid: You heard me G

Real Gangster: Where the f*** is that bro?

*Rich White Kid gets shanked with a rusty spork*

See e-town, elmhurst, illinois, etown, gangsta, white


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