What is E.t.s.?
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Eat The Shit. To say kindly to somebody to shut up.
You broke my balls, e.t.s.
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E.T.S.(eat(s) the sack), refering to someone who engages in oral sex. For instance, a guy giving one to a female partner. The "sack" is actually the pussy.
According to what she told me about Gary, he E.T.S.
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Receiving a handjob, with chewas a lubricant. Extra credit if the receiver hums Dueling Banjos in midst of orgasm.
Last night was great..