Ets Edit Meaning

1.

end tour service -end of your active military service

I ets in 4 days.

2.

n. (Educational Testing Service) A white-collar corporate gang in Ewing, New Jersy, headed by Kurt Landgraf. They peddle the SATand GRE assessment products on the street to vulnerable youths who don't know how to say NO. A greedy parasitethat should be eliminated for the betterment of society. See also: Tollbooth on the highway of education.

Those poor students had to pony up $115 to the ETS in order to get admitted to college.

"We da ETS, we be hangin' wif da Kurt-rock, and we be all up in your shit if you don't pay us your protection, FOOL!"

Kurt, I'm gonna bring my posse up on ETS turf and get me a goddamn refund one of these days CHUMP!

3.

End Tour of Service, That glorious, long awaited, much needed, sanity sustaining freedom from the US Army.

Sucsess ETS!!! I'm out thank you Jesus, thank you Jewish God, Thank you Allia, thank you Tom Cruse for using your witchcraft to set me free from the damn army!!!!

See army, government, bull, shit, bullshit

4.

1. Stand for Evil Testing Satan! (or, if you want to be correct, Educational Testing Service. They make such crap as the SATand others like it. Although a universal and standardized test is needed, surely there can be something better than the SAT. (The ACT is made by another company so it is much better but it could use some work too, although not nearly the same amount)

I have to take the SAT put on by the Evil Testing Satan!!!!

5.

Enfos Team Survival!!!

A fun and popular warcraft 3 map.

I am Going to play Enfos Team Survival because it is fun - ME!?!

6.

An ETS or European Testical Slap is a powerful strike to a male crotch, resulting an a loss or sperm on numbness in the penis.

Dude im going to ETS this noob like i owned Nelson the other day.

See owning, ets, nelson, sperm, owned

7.

Equals The Shit

"Dave Campells ETS"

Would be a NON-WARNINGABLE

way to say ... Dave Campbells = the shit!

See ets, shit