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When someone jacks off on your balls, and then you dip them in his mouth.
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Corporate filler speak for "making a product more expensive by some obscure improvement/modification".
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When you fart in your pants and a piece of white hard petrified shit squeezes out and gets stuck to your ass hairs for months.
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