What is Euchre?
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1. I skipped my 8 o'clock because the Euchre tournament lasted all night.
2. To partner: Why the fuck did you call clubs trump when you had none in your hand?
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Quite possibly the greatest card game ever.
Hey, we need a fourth for euchre!
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The sound
Ahh! There is one of those little things that move fast when you stand near it! It's gonna hit me! Noo! *EUCHRE!!!*
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A card game that can only fully be understood when you're drunk.
...Oh, I understand euchre now, but I still don't want to play.