Eugene Kanning

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An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.

"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."

See extreme, eugene, awesome, elephants, testicles, vaseline


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