Eumir

What is Eumir?

Verb: To do a line of Cocane while jerking off to pictures of import golf equipment.

I saw the new Tourstage and couldn't stop my self from Eumiring

Re-knob

1. Verb; The act of trying to get a 2nd knob job shortly after getting the first one. Adjective; A person who slobs a knob for a second..

Embm

1. Early Morning Business Meeting Dr. Hank has an EMBM, Early Morning Business Meeting. See business, meeting, schedule, time..

It's 5:00 Somewhere

1. The best excuse to justify drinking/getting wasted whenever, wherever. Also works for "It's 4:20 somewhere" (although ne..

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