Euphanism

What is Euphanism?

noun. pronunciation key. "yoof-anism"

(1) A neologism combining euphemism and onanism.

(2) Any colloqialism for masturbation.

"Making the bald man cry" is a euphanism.

See tosser, wanker, jazzman

Festivus

1. n. An alternative to the crass commercialization of Christmas, typically celebrated on December 23. It involves The Airing of Grievanc..

Cheese Guzzler

1. A person that likes to swallow semen. Usually of the slutty nature, but could be just a freak in bed. "Dude, your bitch is such a ..

Torpedorgasm

1. when a man orgasms/comes/blows his load underwater, usually in the bath or sometimes in a jacuzzi or swimming pool Dude, I masterbated ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Euphanism Edit Meaning