Euphanism

What is Euphanism?

noun. pronunciation key. "yoof-anism"

(1) A neologism combining euphemism and onanism.

(2) Any colloqialism for masturbation.

"Making the bald man cry" is a euphanism.

See tosser, wanker, jazzman

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