What is Euphrates River?
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a sexual situation where in a girl is bent over doing a task and a boyfriend, husband, or sexual predator pulls down their pants and urinates in said girls butt.
I saw my girlfriend bent over taking the laundry out of the dryer and I just had to give her a euphrates river
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