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When something is so ugly you have to give it less than the bare minimum.
I Wish I had more hands so I could give those titties 4 thumb..
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A girl, virgin or non virgin, who would only have intercourse in the missionary sex position.
It sucks that Emily is a missionary girl,..
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When someone farts in bed, on top of the covers so it lingers there when you get in the sheets. A reverse dutch oven.
My wife always le..