European Shower

What is European Shower?

1.

Splashing some water under your arms then drying with a towel (soap optional). Not to be confused with an actual shower.

"Hey, Poindexter, we're gonna be late for the panty-raid."

"I'd better take a European Shower...I smell like an Albanian."

Origin: bef. 950; ME shour (n.), OE scūr; c. G Schauer, ON skūr, Goth skūra

See smell, dirt, pig, europe, trash, eurotrash, cornhole, shower

2.

Different from an american shower. When you get up in the morning, you just wash your face and run some cologne in your hair. The europeans are known for having lower standards or cleanliness.

Lady: Hey co-worker, your hair looks all greasy and you smell funny, did you even take a shower this morning?

Guy: Yea, i took a european shower.

See european, shower
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