Eurovision

What is Eurovision?


1.

A joke ... but we like it anyway!

Highlights of 2004's Eurovision song contest:

- Satelite feed of woman blowing her nose

- Xena Warrior Princesses from Ukraine winning

- UK getting more than 0 this year (hurray!)

Best served with Terry Wogan

2.

Mediocre performers, crappy songs, but for some strange reason massive loads of fun - even if you're not a flaming homosexual.

Digg-loo, diggi-lei

3.

the worlds funiest competition in the world better than football word cup even the OLYMPICS and only exclusive 2 european citizens TAKE THAT USA u suc

the eurovision song contest

See snob

4.

Song contest which takes place annually in Europe, first started in 1956 and has recently had its 50th show, has launched the career of bands 'ABBA' and 'BRAINSTORM'.

Popular worlidwide not just Europe.

The Eurovision song contest is held in Athens in 2006.

See europe, abba, song

5.

Best fucking competition.

"We pwn you at teh Eurovision"

6.

Eurovision is a music contest which is just political it features a bunch of idiotic singers from Europe. Eurovision destroys careers even more, even been featured on there you will be known as a reject never to appear on TV again. Sadly the voting is fixed and countries such as the United Kingdom will not win cause the rest of Europe know it is a better country with a whole lot more talent. It features a whole load of homosexual people an example from that is Ukraine from Eurovision 2007.

The United Kingdom is better then the whole of Europe which they already know just in Eurovision they find it funny to get one over us.

See united, kingdom, uk, eurovision, europe, france, ukraine, sucks, political, rejects

7.

The reason America are smug

the eurovision song contest


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