What is Eustace?
1.
A small town in Texas, approximately 60 miles southeast of Dallas, where everyone knows your name, where you live, what you ate for dinner, and the exact time and geographic coordinates of your last bowel movement.
You still live in Eustace?
Wow dude. I'm sorry.
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2.
A beautiful country setting and a close knit community. Also defines every small town on ANY scary movie you've ever seen. I wouldn't walk down the streets at night ALONE!
Did you see Eustace last night? It was on the news.
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