What is Eustace?
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A small town in Texas, approximately 60 miles southeast of Dallas, where everyone knows your name, where you live, what you ate for dinner, and the exact time and geographic coordinates of your last bowel movement.
You still live in Eustace?
Wow dude. I'm sorry.
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A beautiful country setting and a close knit community. Also defines every small town on ANY scary movie you've ever seen. I wouldn't walk down the streets at night ALONE!
Did you see Eustace last night? It was on the news.
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Random Words:
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A human being of the female gender who has a face that looks like it has been through at least four face fucks.
Your mother!
Your girl..
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See also: penis
Please holster your yogurt gun while in public.
See dick, cock, weiner, shlong..
