Eustachian Rape

What is Eustachian Rape?

The rape of the eustachian tube.

"I think what you need is a little eustachian rape."

"What are you, a med student?"

See ocular rape, cochlear rape, skullbotomy, anatomy

Intercorsage

1. Flowers that you send a woman to get her to sleep with you. Dude1: Dude, Sally's so hot but she'll never give it up. Dude2:..

Cinderella-ed

1. Getting stuck with the shit jobs that the more important people around you are unwilling to do. Dude, what are you doing with that mop ..

Cut-throat

1. a person or persons who's whole life revolves around procuring, hooking buddies up with, and drinking Kronik energy drink with othe..

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