Evacuation Pacifier

What is Evacuation Pacifier?

1.

A device that aids in the passage of time while having a No.2 (aka poo). Generally used by men rather than the ladies as they see it as less is more with regards to time taken.

In ancient times this was limited to the daily rag (newspaper), however with the introduction of new technology this endeavour has been made all the more pleasurable.

Common modern day evacuation pacifiers are:

Mobile phone (with Internet)

Mobile phone (with game worms being the best)

PSP

Game Boy advanced

Nintendo DS.

While sitting on the toilet feeling pretty board I decided to use my evacuation pacifier check the football results on my phone and then play a game of snake.

See evacuation, pacifier, time, toilet
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