Evan Longoria

What is Evan Longoria?


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A very fuckable third baseman for the Tampa Bay Rays.

I better remember to bring my sexy panties to the game so I can throw them at Evan Longoria.

See baseball, victoria's secret, fuck, homerun, balls


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