What is Evan Vanklei?
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A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films
In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
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1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)
2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)
Dammit I hate that kid, he's suc..