Evan Vanklei

What is Evan Vanklei?

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A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.

In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.

Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"

Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."

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