What is Evangel?
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A school in which the students are sent to the torture table. This table is called "Table One". The Racest Principal is know n for his stupidity and racism. He usually checks on the 7th and 8th grade classrooms to see who all he can send home. To sum it up, THE SCHOOL SUCKS ASS!
Boy,"Mommy! Where do bad people go when they die?"
Mother,"Evangel"
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