What is Evangeli?
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Someone who is amazazing, funny, likes to talk, and have a good time. They are usually short, but their personality makes up for it. She always knows how to make people laugh, but likes to steal IDs so watch ya back. Someone that no one could possibly hate and everybody loves. Likes tall, white, sporty guys. Ex. Eli Manning. But also might become a nun. Also she likes when people say "Hey girlfriend," *wrist flip thingy* The most hilarious incredible person eva!!
Bigfoot: OMG I love that girl!!
Eli: I know right? She's a total Evangeli!
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To "jolt her bones" is to fuck her hard, deep, and savagely.
I told the chick on the internet that I would like to "jolt..
