Evangelism

What is Evangelism?


1.

The American Christian Al-Qaeda

Believe that those who dont recognize god are sinners and are automatically dammed to hell.

Don't believe in judgment of morals or deeds only on how close minded you are (the more the better)

Also are afraid to question anything they dont understand simply convince themselves that god wants it like that

Many are closet homosexuals and pedophilesas well as meth headsand white trash

Although there is the occasional right minded evangelist (jimmy carter) these are exceptions to the rules and come few and far between

"Dude my dad made me join this crazy cult"

"Sweet, which one"

"CHRISTIANITY!!!!!!!!!"

"Which kind"

"EVANGELISM!!!!"

"That sucks, good luck bro"

See douche bag, cunt, homophobe, pedophile, asshole, twat

2.

Zealot preaching of the Gospel

The evangelism of the crowd saved many for Jesus.

3.

Something that most Christians should be doing. This is appealing to other people about the greatness, the power, and the love of the Lord Our God. You are attempting to bring them to Jesus Christ, repent of their sins, and accept Him into their lives.

Gerald Mann, Pat Robertson, and Arthur Caliandro participate in televised evangelism.


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