Evangenitals

What is Evangenitals?

a combination of evangelical and genitals resulting in one of the greatest bands to ever grace this earth. fronted by the Reverend juliachrista

<boy>what are you doing tonight?

<girl>going to mr t's bowl to hear the evangenitals

<boy>RAWK! can I come?

<girl>let's get married!

<boy>WOOT!

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