Evans

What is Evans?


1.

another word for penis

"Peter put your evans back in your pants"

See dick, cock, wang, peepee

2.

Often used as a term for a young duck

I saw a very hungry Evans the other week

See young, duck, evans, mallard, hungry

3.

Often times the name Evans is accredited to extreme awesomeness, random freshness, and very high charisma. Evans will be your best friend, but don't fuck with them or you in for a world of pain!

Did you hear about that Evans guy?

Yeah he's a straight up G yo!

See awesome, crazy, carl, cool, chill

4.

The maker of the Highest Quality drumheads available.

Person: My crap drusm ring out WAY too much!

Person 2: Throw some Evans Onyx skins on there!

See drum, drumhead, remo, aquarian, drumset

5.

An underground tree which blooms once every decade. Only the Evans moth feeds off the nectar. It has brown flowers

The fish swam into a cave until it was out of water and dying. Its last view was at the beautiful evans tree.

See tree, evans, moth, brown, underground, flower, nectar, boobs

6.

Often used to describe a homosexual. More specifically an Evans is attracted to younger children around the age of eleven (Hence the E in evans) of the same sex. This word can also be spelled as Gevans- for a Gangster Evan.

Did you know that "Garret" is an Evans? No Way!!!!

"That dude is an evans."

"Yo! that gang on 54th street is nothin but some Gevans".

See gay, evan, garret, pedophile, homosexual


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