What is Evbone?
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Someone that hooks up with an extremely fat chick. Will try denying it even though everyone knows it's true. Will try to justify it by making excuses, such as, claiming to have had anywhere from 10-20 beers
"yo i was so wasted last weekend i pulled an evbone"
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An appendage that does not work properly due to a previous injury.
(Throws an orange to dude)
(Dude misses it)
Wow, you are sooo lame..
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The reason a person is not coming to a given event. Literally, "itchy penis." Comes from the phrase "itchy vagina," ..