What is Evbone?
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Someone that hooks up with an extremely fat chick. Will try denying it even though everyone knows it's true. Will try to justify it by making excuses, such as, claiming to have had anywhere from 10-20 beers
"yo i was so wasted last weekend i pulled an evbone"
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a time when my mom came into my room and crapped on a dead baby
your mom took a bloody lumpkinon my dad's sister's 3rd cousin..
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Really good porkchops
Mom: What do you want for dinner?
Son: Some yum yum chops would be nice.
See yum, chops, pork, dinner, food..